Saddest Man in Gateshead

[Billy]

As we all know Mr Turner held the title of Saddest Man in Gateshead, for well over 50 years ........Matty has just asked me put this notice on here for him .......

''DICKA'' FROM LYNDHURST ESTATE IS NOW THE SADDEST MAN IN GATESHEAD, HE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY LAST SAT NIGHT INSTEAD OF ATTENDING A SOUL NIGH ...........SO PLEASE STEP FORWARD ''DICKA'' AND RECEIVE YOUR CROWN FROM Mr TURNER................

Sorry Dicka, this is not down to me .....................

Billy ................

[Jackie G]

Hi Billy.....Matty also asked me to put that up about Dicka, but I forgot all about it till a saw yout post there, all I can say is the poor sod's in for an earbashing when Matty see's him eh?
See you soon xxx

[Billy]

I have been up to the 2nd Saddest Man in Gateshead today, just popped in to drop off a few CD's ...........he dragged me in saying ..........YOU ARE COMMING IN FOR A CUPPA .........as we all know Matty, its hard to say no to him, must be as he does not understand the meaning of the word.....hahaha ............any way, he did seem quite hyper ...........he handed me a cup of tea ..........THEN SAID TO ME ......I HAVE A SUPRISE FOR ONLY YOU ..................HE HANDED ME A ''GOLD PLATED'' PLATE WITH 4 CADBURY CHOCOLATE FINGERS ON IT ...........LOVELLLLYYYY CUPPA AND VERY NICE 4 FINGERS........NOT SURE WHAT HE IS AFTER TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH .........NORMALLY ALL I GET IS A CHIPPED AND CRACKED CUP AND MOULDY OUT OF DATE BISCUITS .........SO WATCH THIS SPACE .........

Matty Turner ..........God Bless Him and All That Sail in Him...........